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Once more you're faced with staring down the barrel of your loaded New Year's resolution and hoping that this time the gun won't go off in your face. You've finally picked a diet you can actually support. None of that hippie Vegan nonsense. None of that Age Of Aquarius diet fads you hipster friends are peddling. Nope, you've discovered a diet that would make Conan the Barbarian proud. Something you can grunt at and take about with your friends and not feel as if you have to return your testicles to the shop. Yet, the question still remains:

Does the Paleo Diet actually work

Well, partner, I wouldn't have written a book if it didn't. Is it all that plus a bag of chips? Not by a longshot. There are demons, dinosaurs, and the occasional toothy tiger hidden inside Paleo Diet's closet.

A book, and narrative, ultimately crafted as a DEFINITIVE guide to the Paleo Diet.

This book was designed to show men and women how to truly improve their dietary lifestyle. To give them a GPS while they travel through the archaic byways of Fred Flinstones Paleolithic culinary neighborhood. A book created to help you see the perils and dangers associated with any fad diet. Learn from others blunders. Receive expert advice from verified doctors. Gleam the wisdom of legendary scholars of culinary tidbits. Grasp the lessons that nutritionist have to give you about the Paleo Diet.

Here's what you're going to get:

• A look behind the curtain of that crazy show called the Paleo Diet. Chapter after chapter tossing out all the cards on the table: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.
• A comprehensive scientific study on the Paleo Diet.
• An in depth investigation into what real cavemen ate.
• A perfectly researched tale on every weird and bizarre claim Paleo Diet is marketing.
• More cooking tips and workarounds than a book by Julia Childs on steroids.
• The definitive answer on whether or not the Paleo Diet works.
• 101 lip smacking, finger sucking recipes.
• A guide on how to outfit your kitchen. What utensils are essential and which will simply collect dust.
• How to hack your brain.
• Workarounds for certain Paleo diet restrictions.
• A quick reference guide on what to eat and what to defenestrate out the window.
• Culinary history lessons.
• A list of Paleo Acceptable booze.
• Expert advice on how to cut up a pineapple. How to build your own slow cooker. How to make Paleo sushi. How to cook an octopus. What the heck is ghee?
• And much, much, much, much, more.

Step right up, pork out your credit card and swipe it. We will happily take your money. Sleep tight in the knowledge that you've picked a killer book. Not a scam, not a by the number book, but an actual reference guide that will have you screaming in joy as the pounds melt away.