Love is a many-splintered thing. You never know which prick might be your last.

There is life after death. The devil is all in the details.

David Downey is deader than a doornail. He left this world in the same empty place he found it. Heart and soul weren't enough to make a dent while he was still breathing-just ask his ex-girlfriend Stacey Darden.

Sometimes it takes dying to learn how to live.

Stuck in the Spirit Realm, David finally has an opportunity to embrace all the things he took for granted while he was still above ground. Adventure. Friendship. Romance.

Stacey was always his better half. The only thing missing from her perfect life was a real man to share it with-until the Anti-God walked through the interdimensional door and swept her off her feet.

Unfortunately, sometimes the ties that bind have no expiration date. David and Stacey are destined to be intertwined for eternity-unless her new boyfriend ushers in Judgment Day before they get a chance to end things once and for all.

APOCALYPSING is a pop culture-infused journey through the afterlife and pre-Armageddon. From the Seven Seals of Revelation through all eleven dimensions. Heaven and Earth and everything in between. Jinn genies, the ghost of RFK, a pandemic called MARS, and our gay alien overlords all make an appearance.

River Phoenix is an angel. Just like in real life.

This is your brain on Emily St. John Mandel, '90s-era MTV, and X-Men comic books.