From award-winning Cow Boy Is Not a Cowboy author Gregory Barrington comes a twist on a fairytale in need of a serious retelling!

Once upon a time, Goldilocks sat peacefully until she heard...

one knock!...two knocks!...three knocks! at her door.

That day she met the Three Bears...and their pie.

In this hilarious spin on the classic Goldilocks and the Three Bears story, Goldi meets a boisterous family of bears who destroy her home before she ever set foot on their doorstep. Find out what really happened in her own words.