100 JOKES to enjoy and write!
Which Dinosaur has TEN eyes?
An Iiiiiiiiiicthyosaur!
Why did the Diplodocus NEVER have a bath?
Because he didn't want to be ex-stinked!
'Knock Knock!'
'Who's there?'
'Dinosaur!'
'Dinosaur who?'
'No, Owls go 'Hoo'. Dinosaurs go
ROOOOAAAAARRGGH!!!'
Including Knock Knocks, Silly Questions, Would You Rathers, and the newly invented Game of Jokes!!!
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Stan Cullimore, children's author & ex-popstar (The Housemartins)
'an absolute treat ... this book is serious fun'
Dr Chloƫ Marshall, Professor of Psychology, Language and Education
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