Maxx Rumble’s footy stories are legendary. You won’t believe what happened to him when he played for the Stone Valley Saints!

The last bodies were being dragged off me. I would have got up and kept playing except I noticed I was a bit squashed. I felt like a rug with footy boots and a face.

The Saints need Maxx to help win the game. But what can Maxx do if he’s totally flat?