After watching Band of Brothers on television Ruby Reed develops a crush on the actor Damian Lewis and becomes convinced that it is their destiny to meet. She enlists the reluctant help of TV Documentary Producer, Jack Green, and her hapless friend Sally.

".... so I am going to write something and invite Damian Lewis to be in it".

"Ah!" said Jack simply.

She creates her alter ego, Becky, who tells the story through her eyes. (It then becomes a screenplay within a story and a film within a book.) Becky imagines a letter from Damian Lewis;

'Dear Becky, I was thrilled to get your letter and thank you for your comments about my work. I am passing your area of East Sheen and may well drop by if you say it is ok. Damian. Kiss. P.S. Is it ok if I wear my World War Two uniform?'

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