Danny would sit anywhere and everywhere: a comfy couch, a bean bag chair, his mom's lap, a playground swing.

The one place Danny wouldn't sit?

The toilet.

When the pain of rejection becomes too much, the toilet does what any self-respecting toilet would do: He leaves home.

In Sam Apple's rollicking children's book debut, with illustrations by Sam Ricks, it's boy vs. bowl in a hilarious contest of wills.