The basis of this book started with the birth of our first child after enduring many long months of IVF. While Blake wasgetting her diaper changed or a bath, Kylene would say/sing random phrases to her regarding the mess she was making.Little did she know, Jason was writing them down along the way, as well as coming up with his own phrases. Betweenour daughter Blake and later our son Simon, we had a full book of "shitty" sayings. Like many new parents, we learnedthe hard way through experience. Shitties on my Toes is a cute book for new and old parents. Included are some of ourmost important tips that we learned along the way, as well as a way to document some of those funny moments you wishto cherish. We hope you enjoy this book as much as we did making it.