Shake up Shakespeare with this humorous tale of the human reproductive system. You may know the story of "two star-crossed lovers," but you haven't heard a "tale of more woe, than this of Juliegg and her Spermeo." Characters from several different works by the Bard come together in this play that is not only witty, but educational. If you have ever wanted to know more about how babies are made (or not made), there is no better way to learn than through tragic characters and iambic pentameter. This is a tale, truly older than time! *Bonus material from the world-famous cat, Emilita!*