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Description - The Taco Cleanse by Wes Allison

As the foreword to The Taco Cleanse explains, cleanses are 'socially acceptable starvation disguised as health' that 'demand you choke down lemon juice swirled with cayenne pepper and your tears so that you can lose those last five pounds.' In other words, they are 'the f***ing worst.'

There's just one exception: one cleanse that is more like the f***ing best. This cleanse will help you forge a new path of wellness and self-discovery that you'll want to stay on for the rest of your life. It will increase the glow in your face and forehead, provide an uplifting sensation in your core chakra, stimulate your nocturnal imagination, and retroactively prevent hangovers.

It's satisfying, scientific, and best of all, simple: all of your meals must contain tacos. That's right, it's the #TacoCleanse. The masterminds behind The Taco Cleanse have put together a thorough introduction to the Tao of Taco that includes quizzes ('What kind of taco eater are you?'), exercises ('Help the guacamole find the taco'), inspirational 'quotations' ('Eighty per cent of success is eating tacos' - Woody Allen), and, of course, recipes: from the Wake Shake Scramble Taco to Beer-Marinated Grilled Vegetables to Waffle Tacos (canine chef Dinger McPuppenstein even contributes a Dog Taco).

Every recipe happens to be vegan, but this cleanse is NOT for vegans only: it's for anyone

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