A tour guide is often an unassuming and integral part of any tourist attraction who, until now, has rarely been afforded a second thought.

Within this unique and insightful guide, I very much wish to change that perception and provide a behind the scenes and humorous bird's eye view of the daily trials and tribulations encountered to provide you with such an enjoyable day out.

​​​​​​​The enclosed ordeals and personal experiences of working as a tour guide will hopefully allow you on your next visit to acknowledge your host with either an informed and sympathetic nod or appreciative smile.