Philosophy and gender studies professor Sarah Morgan has found herself in an ethical pickle. To secure the grant she needs for research that will reshape feminism as we know it, she must reduce herself to matchmaker and find a date for the dean's latest hire. But the only viable candidates are her politically incorrect (and often drunk) colleagues, who disdain the watering down of academia and would rather cavort with the "coeds." Navigating the tribal extremes of the Right and the Left, Sarah just might lose her job -- and her mind! -- before it's all over.