Readers who have entertained existential questions about their pets will appreciate the absurd brainstorm. -PUBLISHERS WEEKLYWhat would it be like if our narrator's dog had thumbs? Would she still be lots of fun, or would she sometimes feel glum? Written in rollicking rhyme and brought to life with funky, fluorescent illustrations, this hilarious tale of what-ifs will leave readers in an uproar, making this a book to read again and again!