He asked for an egg. I gave him one, and hoped he'd go away. But now he's back and wants more!

This is a tale of an annoying, crazy neighbor who soon became my friend. He loves a warm cup of tea, a slice of lemon meringue pie, and nice chat. And I'm so glad he told me how Jesus died to save people like me.

His real name is Zacchaeus Theophilus, but we just call him Zac.